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RC'er: Offthelove "Arose"
Name: "The Mad Hatter"
Cartoon: Alice in Wonderland
Biography: "The Mad Hatter is seen when Alice wonders off in the forest and the Cheshire Cat tells her to visit them for directions back home. Alice visits but in the middle of a very odd Tea Party with the March Hare, The Mad Hatter and the Doormouse. He is fun, witty, annoying, and insane."
Quotes: "This is an Unbirthday party."
RC'er: baileycounty
Name: "Mandy"
Cartoon: The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
Biography: "A cruel-hearted, evil little girl around the age of 9 or 10. Her blonde hair is shaped distinctively like devil horns and for some reason she has no nose (except two very small nostrils), which characters in the show remarked about more than once. She hardly ever smiles or has a neutral expression, and it seems she had a frown on her face even before birth. Mandy bosses Grim around constantly and makes him do her chores; she often does the same to Billy as well. According to Billy, she's afraid of professional figure skaters. Unlike Billy, Mandy is rarely responsible for the adventures/troubles the trio often have. In fact, she's usually right there trying to prevent him from causing more mayhem or simply to solve the problem. Though her "concern" never lasts long; and when it gets out of hand, she just ends up leaving the scene or stop bothering."
Quotes: "Evolution takes no prisoners." "It's you and me against the world." "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law!"
RC'er: Offthelove "Arose"
Name: Maleficent "Mistress of All Evil"
Cartoon: Sleeping Beauty
Biography: "Maleficent is an evil fairy, unlike the other three fairy godmothers in the movie, and her evil enables her to perform many magical and powerful spells. She carries a staff with a glowing green orb at the tip through which she casts her spells, which include an ability to teleport herself, or send bolts of lightning at enemies. She is also capable of shape shifting at will into numerous forms, including a floating hypnotic light resembling a will-o'-the-wisp and a massive, monstrous black and purple dragon. She is not at all comical or goofy like some of the other Disney villains, although she does at times display something of a dark sense of humor. Her minions are a legion of goblins and troll-like creatures. She is also frequently accompanied by her pet raven called Diablo. Maleficent represents pure evil. She is ruthless and devious, and will do whatever it takes to achieve her goals. Additionally, she is very spiteful"
Quotes: "You poor simple fools, thinking you could defeat me! ME, the mistress of all evil." "The princess shall indeed grow in grace and beauty, beloved by all who know her. But... before the sun sets on her 16th birthday, she shall prick her finger, on the spindle of a spinning wheel - AND DIE!"
RC'er: QueeinPwns
Name: "Marceline"
Cartoon: Adventure Time
Biography: "She is a 1,000 year old vampire. She is a close friend of Finn and knows many other people of Ooo and is known to own several places of residence. When Marceline was a teenager, her father ate her fries in the ruins of a diner dispite Finn possibly altering the memory by telling him "Yo, man. Don't eat those". This incident would damage Marceline's relationship with her father. Marceline is described as a wild rocker girl. Centuries of wandering the Land of Ooo have made her a fearless daredevil. She is a lover of all things exotic and still travels the land often. Unlike traditional vampires, Marceline is capable of sustaining herself on "shades of red" instead of exclusively blood. She has a mischievous personality and is not intimidated by anything. Despite seeming evil at first, she is more of a trickster, and her 'evil plans' often turn out to be nothing more than harmless jokes and teasing. She seems to have a strained relationship with her father and might sometimes have violent outbursts."
Quotes: "Corpses buried in mud that's black, from death I command you to come BACK!" "You should'a hacked it to pieces when it was still adorable..."
RC'er: makkara
Name: Raye Hino, Rei Hino, "Sailor Mars"
Cartoon: Sailor Moon
Biography: "Rei is more hot-tempered and less icy. She fights with Usagi Tsukino a lot because she worries for her safety and that of the planet they are sworn to protect. Rei often disapproves of Usagi's slacker attitude. Later, Rei admits herself that she was wrong about Usagi as a Sailor Senshi Leader. Despite their fights, they are extremely close friends who love each other dearly. She lives with her grandfather at Hikawa Shrine. She is not only hot-headed but is skilled in the art of fire reading, and has prophetic dreams. "
Quotes: "OH great, nice thanks for saving you back side, now let's take care of this nasty weed!"
RC'er: Avalithe
Name: Master Shake "Shake"
Cartoon: Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Adult Swim)
Biography: "The self-proclaimed leader of Aqua Teen Hunger Force and one of the four protagonists of the series, alongside Frylock, Meatwad, and Carl. Almost always the catalyst of what happens in each episode, Shake is very mean and also very mean towards most people (especially Meatwad.) In addition he can sometimes be rather upset if he doesn't get his way. He has a great love of late-night horror movies... but he is terrified of vampires and most other scary monsters. "
Quotes: "Dancing is forbidden!"
RC'er: Cheyeyeyey "Chey"
Name: Princess Melody "Melody"
Cartoon: Little Mermaid 2
Biography: "She is the daughter of Ariel and Prince Eric, the only known grandchild of King Triton and Queen Athena. Melody's spunky and headstrong personality reflects upon the personality of her mother in her younger years, but her insecurity around others and socially-awkward tendencies stem from her father. Her sense of adventure, curiosity and willingness to take risks exist in both Ariel and Prince Eric but her mild shyness stems from a sheltered upbringing and her father's personality. Melody's curious nature leads her to collect all sorts of items from the sea, a parallel to her mother at sixteen. Melody's swimming proficiency and ability to hold her breath for long periods likely comes from her mermaid parentage. "
Quotes: "If my mother could hear it, the sea is my song, for a moment, just a moment I belong." "Sometimes, I pretend, I have...fins!"
RC'er: saall1 "Sal"
Name: Mickey Mouse "Mickey"
Cartoon: Disney
Biography: "Mickey is easily recognized by his red shorts with white polka dots, white gloves and large yellow shoes as well as his round mouse ears. He often gets himself into trouble as a result of his mischief and the fact that he can be forgetful and procrastinates. He choses fun and adventure over working hard or work in general, a trait disliked by Minnie Mouse. While usually always having the better amount of luck, when teamed with his pals Donald and Goofy, he and his friends often end their day in failure and all three are the faults. Mickey can be competitive and never backs down even when his opponent is twice his size. Despite being very heroic, Mickey can be very lazy and prefers to laid back and rather optimistic during harsh time but on rare events has given up hope even doubting himself. "
Quotes: "Boy, that's swell!" "Aha!"
RC'er: hotchick195 "Gigi"
Name: Serena, Usagi, "Sailor Moon"
Cartoon: Sailor Moon
Biography: "Missing info."
Quotes: "Missing Info."
RC'er: W0MBY "nico"
Name: "Mordecai"
Cartoon: The Regular Show
Biography: "Mordecai is a 6'3 tall blue jay. Like Rigby, he doesn't wear clothes, he plays video games, and he drinks "joe with his bro." He is blue and he has white stripes on his wings and black stripes on his legs and his tail; however, when he was five or six, he didn't have any stripes on his legs and tail and he also had buck teeth. Mordecai would be best described as mild-mannered. Though a slacker and occasional troublemaker, he has shown far greater maturity and responsibility than his best friend Rigby. Like Rigby, Mordecai normally shows a natural aversion to anything resembling work. However, he resents being labelled as a slacker, and will do whatever is necessary to not be considered as one. "
Quotes: "Dude we're 23 years old! We shouldnt be busting holes in walls, we're gonna get fired for this!"
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RC'er: Tricksii "Millie"
Name: "Nala"
Cartoon: The Lion King
Biography: " Nala is the daughter of Sarafina. She is the mate of Simba and the mother of Kiara. As a cub, she was very playful and friendly. She was best friends with Simba, but was prone to playfully teasing him. By the time she was a young adult, she had grown courageous enough to seek help for her pride, who was suffering under Scar's reign. She was shown to be a fierce fighter, and she was known for a special move, where she would flip an attacker onto his back and pin him to the ground. By the time of the second movie, Nala has become much more mild-mannered and motherly. She acts as the voice of reason to the overprotective Simba, reminding him that their daughter Kiara would be fine. She also seems to be less judgmental than Simba. "
Quotes: "Pinned ya!" "Well, he is the future king..." "We could get in real trouble!"
RC'er: baileycounty
Name: Naruto Uzumaki "Naruto"
Cartoon: Naruto
Biography: ""
Quotes: ""
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RC'er: animallover15 "Fairy"
Name: Otto Rocket "Otto"
Cartoon: Rocket Power
Biography: "The lead character on Rocket Power. Voiced in English by Joseph Ashton, Otto is a boy in early adolescence living in Ocean Shores with his sister Reggie and widowed father Raymundo. A skilled, prodigious, and highly competitive athlete, he has won numerous competitions in surfing, skateboarding, and snowboarding; he is also very handy with a bicycle and with rollerblades, and is captain of the youth-league roller-hockey team he shares with sister Reggie, best friend Twister, and newcomer "squid" Sam."
Quotes: "Don't tell anybody we're in the back bowl. I don't wanna get busted. Deal?"
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RC'er: oscar53357
Name: Papa Smurf "Papa Smurf"
Cartoon: The Smurfs
Biography: "Missing"
Quotes: "Missing"
RC'er: thereddevils "Red"
Name: Patrick Star "Patrick"
Cartoon: Spongebob Squarepants
Biography: " He is a dim-witted but well-meaning starfish. Patrick is quite overweight and loves ice cream and many other junk foods. Although he is unintelligent and is usually carefree, magnanimous, and generally detached, Patrick has frequently acted cold, knowledgeable, often selfish, even sociopathic side at times. Patrick is known to cause many troubles, and usually makes the main problem of the episode he appears in. Patrick is also shown to develop a love of rocks. He usually lives in a rock, had a rock for a pet, uses rocks to make Valentine's Day gifts, eats rocks, uses rocks as tools, and most likely relaxes flat and enjoys sun ray catching while sitting on a rock flat. He is also very strong and can move his rock"
Quotes: "HI SPONGEBOB!" "Let's get naked!" "SpongeBob, you are a genius!" "Tubby? Nobody calls me tubby!"
RC'er: chimocha "Chi"
Name: Pebbles Flinstone "Pebbles"
Cartoon: The Flinstones
Biography: "Pebbles Flintstone is the red-haired daughter of Fred and Wilma Flintstone. She spent most of her time with her best friend Bamm-Bamm Rubble whom she affectionately nicknames "Bammer." Pebbles dwelled in the prehistoric city of Bedrock, a world where dinosaurs coexisted with barefoot cavepeople. Pebbles was born at the Bedrock Rockapedic Hospital on February 22, 10,000 B.C and weighed 6 pounds. She loves hanging out with her best friend, Bamm-Bamm an becomes and excellent baseball player. In her entire childhood she often gets into many misadventures with Bamm-Bamm and her other toddler friends."
Quotes: "Uh-oh, Boss alert!" "Oh be quiet you big ape!" "You men are all neanderthals!"
RC'er: MaradaEaster "Emily"
Name: Peter Löwenbräu Griffin, Sr. "Peter"
Cartoon: Family Guy
Biography: "The protagonist of the show and title character. He's a man of Irish descent currently residing in Quahog, Rhode Island with his wife Lois Griffin. Peter appears to be unintelligent and is consistently depicted as crude and lowbrow (though sometimes to a greater extent) and is uninterested in things that are high class (with exceptions). He enjoys activities such as going to up-market tailors and farting inside the suits. His favorite pastime is watching TV. He is also very cantankerous at times and has a strong jealous streak in regards to Lois. Peter also has a habit of proving his masculinity, not wanting Lois to fall for another man. He is incredibly jealous of other attractions Lois has in her life, an attitude that tends to get out of hand in most cases. Peter seems to find it frustrating that he is "wrong" while Lois is "right" about issues all the time, and apparently takes these issues competitively, just waiting for the day she slips up. "
Quotes: "Freakin' sweet!" "Holy crap!" "Shut up, Meg."
RC'er: deeplydepressed "Cena"
Name: Phillip Richard Bill "Phil"
Cartoon: Rugrats
Biography: " They enjoy doing everything together, whether it be playing in the mud or finding insects. They are often confused due to their similar appearance, despite the fact that Lil has a long one piece dress that matches Phil's shirt (green with a duck on it) and has a bow in her hair to tell them apart. They usually call each other by their full first name (Phillip and Lillian) whenever they argue."
Quotes: "If you turn into a bug first, I'm gonna eat you."
RC'er: TinaTran1997 "Tina"
Name: Phineas Flynn "Phineas"
Cartoon: Phineas and Ferb
Biography: "Phineas has only one goal set for the summer—to make every day as exciting as it could be. He and his stepbrother Ferb team up and plan daily activities that will help them achieve this goal. Phineas is confident and usually does all the speaking and directing responsibilities. Phineas makes it a point to always look on the bright side. When it comes to adults, Phineas maintains a polite and respectful attitude toward them. He always uses the words “Yes ma’am” or “No sir.” Phineas’ idea of having fun doesn’t include being selfish. "
Quotes: "I like to keep moving forward." "How serendipitous." "Where's Perry?"
RC'er: deeplydepressed "Cena"
Name: Pikachu "The Electric Mouse Pokémon"
Cartoon: Pokémon
Biography: "Pikachu is a small, chubby rodent-like Pokémon, covered almost completely by yellow fur. It has long yellow ears that are tipped with black. A Pikachu's back has two brown stripes, and its large tail is notable for being shaped like a lightning bolt. On its cheeks are two circle-shaped red pouches used for storing electricity, which turn yellow when its about to use an Electric attack such as Thunderbolt. Pikachu is considered to be one of the main characters, and as the main voice of reason. As such, Pikachu is often a leader, helping to break up conflicts among other Pokémon. Like many other Pokémon, Pikachu communicates only by saying syllables that are in his own name.
Quotes: "Pi-ka-chu!" "Pi-pi-pi!" "Pika. Pika!" "Pi... kaaaaa... CHUUUUU!!!"
RC'er: gaby16 "Bre"
Name: Pinkamena Diane Pie "Pinkie Pie"
Cartoon: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Biography: "An earth pony from Ponyville and one of the main characters of the series. She is often seen hanging out at Sugarcube Corner, whether assisting Mr. and Mrs. Cake at work, or holding parties for various ponies. She writes and performs many songs, also has a toothless baby alligator pet named Gummy. She represents the element of laughter. "
Quotes: "I never felt joy like that before! It felt so good, I just wanted to keep smiling forever!"
RC'er: AkalotiA
Name: "Po"
Cartoon: Kung Fu Panda
Biography: "He is the adoptive son of Mr. Ping and one of Master Shifu's students at the Jade Palace. Po is also the prophesied Dragon Warrior, as well as the "warrior of black and white". Po was born in a remote farming village populated entirely by giant pandas. There, he grew up happily with his biological mother and father. But one day, the village was invaded by an evil, power-hungry peacock named Shen, who sought to avert a prophecy by eliminating any threat to his rule. As his wolf followers slaughtered the pandas and destroyed the village, Po's mother fled with her son in attempt to save him, while his father stayed behind to try and fight them off. As the wolves quickly started to close in on her, Po's mother managed to temporarily elude the wolves and found a crate of radishes which she hid her child in. Mother and son shared one final moment of farewell, and then Po began to cry as he watched his mother catch the attention of the wolves and lead them away from him, presumably sacrificing her life for her son."
Quotes: "I'm not a big, fat panda. I'm the big, fat panda."
RC'er: michaelager
Name: Popeye the Sailor Man "Popeye"
Cartoon: Popeye
Biography: "A fictional hero notable for appearing in comic strips and animated films as well as numerous television shows. Popeye is a middle-aged sailor with a unique way of speaking, disproportionately muscular forearms with two anchor tattoos, thinning hair, and an ever-present corncob pipe (which he toots like a steamship's whistle at times). Popeye is generally depicted as having only one eye, his left. In at least one Fleischer cartoon, Bluto refers to Popeye as a "one-eyed runt." Mostly quiet as to how he lost his right eye, the sailor claims it was in "the mos' arful battle" of his life with Sea Hag's vulture. Popeye is depicted as having superhuman strength, though the nature of his strength changes depending on which medium he is represented in. Originally, the comic-strip Popeye gained his strength and invulnerability in 1929 by rubbing the head of the rare Whiffle Hen. From early 1932 onward, especially the cartoons, Popeye was depicted as eating spinach to become stronger. The animated shorts depicted Popeye as ridiculously strong but liable to be pummeled by the much larger Bluto before his eating of the spinach."
Quotes: "Another thing I got is a sensk of humiligration. Now, maybe you swabs can pool your intelligensk and sees that I'm axking you for an apologeky."
RC'er: Dycedarg "Shem"
Name: Princess Bonnibelle Bubblegum "Princess Bubblegum"
Cartoon: Adventure Time
Biography: "She is a human-bubblegum hybrid, the benevolent ruler of the Candy Kingdom, and the main love interest for Finn. Her first name is Bonnibel, according to Marceline. Princess Bubblegum dresses as a traditional princess in a flowing, pink gown and a gold tiara with a turquoise stone at the top. Her skin is usually colored lavender or lilac. Her magenta hair is made of bubblegum, as she is a hybrid of human DNA and bubblegum. A scientist at heart, Princess Bubblegum is often seen wearing a white lab coat and goggles when she is performing experiments or solving equations. Princess Bubblegum is an amiable, benevolent ruler. She loves (most of) her subjects unconditionally and has been known to defend them tirelessly when trouble brews. Even beyond her own domain, Princess Bubblegum possesses a strong sense of morality and participates in politics outside the Candy Kingdom. Though ordinarily sweet and good-natured, Princess Bubblegum shows a malicious aspect of her personality whenever she is crossed, as toward the Duke of Nuts for eating all of the royal pudding and believing him to have ruined her appearance."
Quotes: "What the cabbage?!" "That's it! The answer was so simple, I was too smart to see it!"
RC'er: CapoCrimini "Hugo"
Name: Psyduck "The Duck Pokémon"
Cartoon: Pokémon
Biography: "Psyduck suffers frequent headaches and can exhibit mysterious attacks when they become especially intense. Psyduck does not like to stay in its Poké Ball, and will usually pop out according to its mood. Psyduck cannot swim, which is unusual for its species. In deep water it will panic and flail about, like a non-swimmer afraid of drowning. It also has trouble in battle. It knows several powerful Psychic-type techniques, but can only use them when its headache is severe. Psyduck can easily be described as dimwitted and absent-minded. When it pops out of its Poké Ball, it often doesn't know how it got there. It is perpetually confused, and even when it summons powerful moves, it appears confused about how it pulled such a feat off. Its motivation for jumping out of its Poké Ball remains unknown, as it clearly does not enjoy or excel at battling."
Quotes: "Psyduck!" "Psy-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y!" "Duck!"
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RC'er: BeeIsInTheGlue
Name: Glenn Quagmire "Quagmire"
Cartoon: Family Guy
Biography: "The dirty-minded neighbor of the Griffins. Quagmire is a former ensign of the U.S. Navy, where he met Peter Griffin. He often is seen sleeping with multiple women of every color, background and history and is obsessed with the female gender. Quagmire has been shown to be extremely affectionate towards animals. "
Quotes: "Giggity." "Hah aaaaaw-right." "What the hell is CPR?" (after reviving a woman by performing CPR) " "Giggity Giggity Goo"
RC'er: Horoscope "Chris"
Name: The Queen "The Evil Queen"
Cartoon: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Biography: "The Evil Queen, as her name indicates, is a extremely cold, devilish, heartlessly vain, cruel, and remorseless monarch. The Evil Queen cares only about her beauty and reputation, and cannot stand the idea of anyone being more beautiful than her. She shows compassion towards none but herself. She orders the execution of her stepdaughter Snow White without a moment's hesitation when she is named the fairest in the land. She will even threaten the life of her subject, the Huntsman, if he were to fail in murdering the Princess. The Queen is very devious and scheming. Her plans to kill Snow White are well thought out and she does not allow room for error. Ironically, her quest to slay Snow White to become fairest in the land caused her to sacrifice that beauty which she so dearly cared for. "
Quotes: "Magic mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?" "Now, a formula to transform my beauty into ugliness. Change my queenly rainment to a peddler's cloak. Mummy dust, to make me old. To shroud my clothes, the black of night. To age my voice, and old hag's cackle. To whiten my hair, a scream of fright. A blast of wind to fan my hate. A thunderbolt to mix it well. Now, begin thy magic spell."
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RC'er: QueeinPwns
Name: "Rainbow Dash"
Cartoon: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Biography: "Rainbow Dash is a pegasus pony and one of the leading characters of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. She is responsible for maintaining and clearing the skies in Ponyville. She is also a huge admirer of the Wonderbolts and dreams of joining their flying group. She represents the element of loyalty."
Quotes: "It needs to be about 20% cooler."
RC'er: CherryBeast "Alex"
Name: "Rapunzel"
Cartoon: Tangled
Biography: "Rapunzel is not a typical Disney Princess; she carries her signature blonde hair, which is 70 feet long, which has a magical ability that can both heal and reverse aging when she sings a special song. Rapunzel spends her time painting, cooking, candle-making, reading, brushing her hair, playing with Pascal, observing the outside world from within the tower, singing, and interacting with Mother Gothel. Being immersely fascinated by the floating lanterns that took place on her birthday every year, Rapunzel begins to develop a sense of curiosity and seeks to fulfill the dream of seeing those "lights in the sky" one day. However, she does not overcome Mother Gothel's strict guardianship and thus has been staying in the tower, longing for the day when her life "begins". Rapunzel is a spirited, smart, kind and playful girl in her teens, though a bit naive. However, she is not afraid to stand up for herself or others when the situation calls for the bravery. Having spent all of her life isolated in a tower with little else to do, she is proficiently educated in literature, and talented in almost all areas such as music and baking and even more advanced subjects like astronomy as illustrated by her completely charted astronomical patterns; her greatest passion is art as indicated by the pervasive amount of painting on the walls inside the tower."
Quotes: "Best day ever!" "Now's when my life begins!"
RC'er: Raphenhoffer
Name: "Rarity"
Cartoon: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Biography: "A unicorn living in Ponyville. She works as both a fashion designer and seamstress and is one of the main characters of the series. She represents the element of generosity. "
Quotes: "I knew that this was... my destiny!"
RC'er: Avalithe
Name: "Rigby"
Cartoon: The Regular Show
Biography: "A 23 year-old raccoon. He is one of the protagonist (other being Mordecai) (sometimes the deuteragonist, or even antagonist) of the series. Although Rigby is 23 years old, just like his best friend Mordecai he acts as if he is a wild teenager most of the time. Rigby appears to be very fast, acrobatic and sneaky. He is a lot faster than Mordecai, because he can run on all fours when in a hurry, as he managed to outrun him. However, Rigby isn't very strong as he is always beaten by Mordecai in a game called "Punchies". Due to his somewhat immature nature, Rigby is prone to overly dramatic reactions to the simplest of events. Often, these reactions are characterized by his "Shark Face" expression, in which he raises both arms above his head, and turns his nose upwards, causing his eyes to appear to move to either side of his head, somewhat resembling a shark; and his signature STOP TALKING!!! or SHUT UP!!! whenever somebody tries to correct or lecture him. Between him and Mordecai, he is the more laid back one, and he often tries to skip work and disobeys Benson's orders. Rigby never finished high school."
Quotes: "STOP TALKING!!!"
RC'er: GJammy
Name: Roger Smith "Roger"
Cartoon: American Dad
Biography: "A space alien (whose appearance resembles that of the greys) living with the Smith family, Roger is sarcastic, surly, amoral, self-centered, hedonistic, alcoholic, and speaks in swish. Spending his time watching trash TV, eating junk food, doing drugs, and dressing up a variety of personas, Roger is considered by many to be the breakout character of the show. Roger came to live with the Smith family after saving Stan Smith's life in Area 51. Roger's flamboyant and dramatic nature is enhanced by his alcohol dependency. Roger is frequently childish, showing an affinity for character role-playing, tantrums, and pranks, as well as being quite petty, spiteful, greedy, and cruel. Roger also once admitted that he wasn't a fighter, indicating that he was aware of his own weakness."
Quotes: "God, who do you have to probe around here to get a Chardonnay?" "(After seductive walk) Huh, probably shouldn't have farted before I started that walk."
RC'er: Blake1
Name: "Russell"
Cartoon: Up
Biography: "Russell is an overweight, 8-year old Wilderness Explorer. Russell is a loud, hyperactive, anxious, high-strung, and curious boy. His behavior and personality often annoyed Carl thoughout the movie. That fact that he had chocolate with him suggests that he may like candy, that could also explain why he is overweight. "
Quotes: "BUT IT'S A TALKING DOG!" "With my Explorer GPS, we'll never get lost!" "I found a snipe, and I followed it under your porch, but this snipe had a long tail, and looked more like a large mouse."